(MANKIND)
Hello Greensboro!
I guess probably alot of you watched the show last night.
Maybe some of you saw that I stuck Mr. Socko in The Rock's mouth.
Hey I know what I did and I've got to live with it. So I stayed up all last night thinkin' of a way to make it up to The Rock and I've got it right here. So after alot of sole searchin' I'd like to say that at least in my heart the Rock and Sock Connection lives on. So what I'm gonna do and Rock I hope your back there listenin cuz I'm gonna ask the people to play your music and if you come out cuz that will be the first step towards forgiveness and if you don't I guess I'll have to accept that the Rock and Sock Conncetion is dead.
Hit the music! Go ahead hit the music.....
"If ya smell what The Rock is cookin..... music hits"
(THE ROCK)
Finally The Rock has come back to Greensboro (from the top rope)
Obviously after last night The Rock isn't in a very good mood. So The Rock says this he doesn't need any appologizes he said it last night and he'll say it again if The Rock got his ass whopped he got it whooped by himself and if he whooped ass he did it by himself. Now The Rocks got a title match tonight what do you want?
(MANKIND)
Well, well I guess that means your not too mad at me cuz I got something I think your gonna like Rock. This is big Rock. This is important, as a matter of fact this is your life!!!!
(ballons fall from the ceiling and he's a jolly good fellow begins to play on the p.a. system)
Now Rock... Rock let me ask you this. Does Mankind know hwo to throw a little par-doo-key or what? So while these people pop these balloons I want you to listen really closeand tell me as we look into the pages of yester year, do you remember this voice?
(VOICE)
Dwaine would you like to answer that important question?
(MANKIND)
Come on lets hear that voice.... ha ha thatz right Rock, Mankind has pulled out all the stops and he has brought to you your 6th grade Home Economics teacher Betty Griffith. Betty this way... Betty... The woman who taught the Rock his winning wisdome as your home economic teacher Mrs Griffith may have been the first who truely smelt what the Rock is cookin. Coem on in here Betty and say hello to The Rock.
(ROCK) How ya doin Mrs Griffith? Sure The Rock remembers you 6th grade Home Ec class sure. Do you remember how all year long all The Rock wanted to do in your class is make pancakes? And you never let The Rock make his pancakes did ya? You wanted The Rock to make choclate chip cookies, blue berry muffins, but never pancakes. Then right before summer vacation you said "Rock I have a nice surprise tomorrow I am finally gonna let you make your pancakes" and the next day you came to The Rock and said "Rock unfortunatly I'm all out of Aunt Jameime" But hey thatz ok, so The Rock says this. You still like to cook? Yeah. Ya still like to bake bread? And you know your rolls right? Well then The Rock says this you should know your roll and shut your mouth, take a little walk down Know Your Role Blvd., hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jameime no pancake havin ass directly into The Smack Down Hotel.
(MANKIND)
Sorry...Maybe you better get out of here. wait wait wait Rock let me make it up to you. I have another surprise and this one will put goose bumps on those 20 1/2 inch arms. Letz hear that voice.
(VOICE)
Alright Johnson lets hit the ground and let me see ya do 20.....
(MANKIND)
Thatz right Rock itz coach Everet Hart of The Freedom High Warriors. This is the man that gave Rock his testicular fortitude that would become his trade mark. All state all american not just at the University of Miami but as a 3 time WWF World Heavy Weight Champion. Rock say hello to Coach Everet Hart.
(ROCK)
How ya doin coach? Coach you remember that last game of the season when there was 2 minutes left in the game and The Rock made that quarterback sack and the quarterback went to high five The Rock and The Rock said oh no no no no The Rock doesn't high five but he will do this and The Rock gave the quarter back a boot and DDTed him right in the field remember that? Yeha I'm sure you do, but instead of congradulating The Rock, you made The Rock run sprints that night after the game in front of all The Rocks fans. Hey coach thatz a really nice whistle you have around your neck. Coach is that that same whistle you blew that night for The Rock. Coach blow it just once for The Rock. If you wouldn't mind coach The Rock would like to do something special with that whistle. The Rock would like to take that whistle you got the very whistle you just put to your lips, shine it up really nice turn that son bitch sideways and stick it staright up your candy ass.
(MANKIND)
Get the hell out of here coach!!! Hit the bricks you jerk!! What the hell is your problem taking the Rock out of the game.
(ROCK)
Listen jabroni thatz strick two The Rocks is done with your little silly jokes. The Rock's got stuff to do tonight so hurry up and get this bull crap over with.
(MANKIND)
The is not bullcrap Rock cuz Rock what I'm about to do is show the millions (the fans "And MILLIONS!!!!") ...
(ROCK)
Don't you ever do that again.... (holding his hand up) it goes like this in front of the millions and millions
(MANKIND)
Ok well I want to show them all a differnt side of The Rock and I myself being one half of The Rock and Sock Connection know pretty well itz the sensitive side of The Rock. Rock see if this voice sparks this sensitive side.
(VOICE)
Dwaine...can I please run my fingers through your hair one more time?
(MANKIND
I pulled some strings and here she is....Your high school swaet heart Mrs Joanne Imbrione. You know how you use to call her your one true love. Now I present to you Mrs. Joanne Imbrione. I'm gonna turn my back so you guys can share a special moment.
(ROCK)
How ya doin honey? Remember how every Saturday night back in high school you and The Rock use to sit on your parents couch and The Rock use to put his arm around you and we use to kiss a little bit. We use to kiss a little bit, alot of tongue, you use to love The Rocks tongue didn't you? Memeber how you use to nibble on The Rocks ear, nibble on The Rocks neck. and you would whisper to The Rock. Memeber how you use to whisper to The Rock "Go for it Rock go for it go for second base" memebr that. and as The Rock put his hand ever so gently on your knee slide his hand up inch by inch. and what did you do. YOU CUT THE ROCK OFF ON SECOND BASE!!!! But The Rocks not the type of guy to hold a grudge, I see you stand now before The Rock, Lookin at The Rock, Gawking at The Rock, wanting to go one on one with The Great One. Now in front of all The Rocks fans you want to serve The Rock a great big peice of that PUNETANG PIE!!! Itz no secret The Rock loves pie, but The Rock only has one thing to say to you, Punetang your ass on out of here.
(MANKIND)
Rock ummm I'm sorry I didn't know this was gonna work out like this...
(ROCK)
If you would just shut your mouth they are chanting The Rocks name.
(MANKIND)
Rock I had no way of knowing that this would work out this way. I had no idea that your Home Economics teacher was a bitch, I had no way of knowing that your football coach would be such a jerk, and I had no way of knowing that your ex-girlfriend would be a complete skank. I just want to mkae this night special and damit itz gonna be cuz we are gonna open up the peoples presents.
